Plans & Pricing

Choose Your Tier

We have carefully designed a range of plans to ensure that we can extract money from individuals across every income bracket — because no one, regardless of their income, should be spared the opportunity to pay for something that should be free in the first place.

Tier I

The Freemium

$9.99 / month

For those who wish to feel they are doing something without actually doing very much.

Access to one tool at a time
Up to 12 messages per day ~~(subject to mood)~~
Standard response quality
~~Priority support~~
~~Multiple sessions~~
A welcome email you will not read

Begin your journey of adequate access →

The Premium

$29.99 / month

Ideal for the discerning individual who believes that paying more is the same as receiving more.

Access to all tools ~~(except the ones in Tier III)~~
Up to 200 messages per day
Slightly faster responses
Priority support ~~(2–5 business days)~~
Customisable dashboard ~~(theme colours only)~~
Your name in a slightly larger font

Ascend to 'Professional' standing →

Tier III

The Enterprise

$99.99 / month

For organisations with a budget line called 'innovation' and no clear idea what it is funding.

Unlimited access ~~(fair use policy applies)~~
Unlimited messages ~~(within reason)~~
A tiny bottle of champagne mailed directly to your door ~~(just so we know where you live)~~
Early access to features ~~(when ready)~~
Personalised onboarding call ~~(15 minutes)~~
A certificate of Sovereignty, suitable for framing

Claim your 'Sovereignty' →

A Disclosure

None of this exists.

There are no tiers. There is no subscription. There is no sovereign certificate, no limits, no message cap, and no bottles of champagne delivered to your door. Everything on Instrumenta is free — fully, unconditionally, and permanently. Everything here was created for humanity and it shall remain that way forever.